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The Merch Bench

Apparel

Shirts, signs, desk gear, and other cool stuff for people who read data plates for fun.

MADE TO ORDER, NOTHING PRE-PRINTED · SHIPS IN 5 TO 7 BUSINESS DAYS
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UNISEX TEE / RING-SPUN COTTON
“Do Not Power On” Tee

Filter caps from 1968 do not owe you anything. Respect them.

$26.00 View →
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UNISEX TEE / RING-SPUN COTTON
“Sell As-Is” Tee

The two words that have saved more garages than any tool on the wall.

$26.00 View →
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PULLOVER HOODIE / HEAVY FLEECE
Bench Hoodie

For the garage in February, when the good stuff always turns up.

$54.00 View →
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CUFFED BEANIE / KNIT
Cold Garage Beanie

Because the unheated bay is where the interesting units live.

$26.00 View →
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CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT / MIDWEIGHT
Data Plate Crewneck

Model, serial, year. The three numbers that end most arguments.

$48.00 View →
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SIX-PANEL CAP / EMBROIDERED
Verdict Cap

Structured, flat brim, one small mark. Nothing shouting.

$28.00 View →