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The Merch Bench

Wear the verdict.

Shirts, signs, desk gear, and other cool stuff for people who read data plates for fun.

MADE TO ORDER, NOTHING PRE-PRINTED · SHIPS IN 5 TO 7 BUSINESS DAYS
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UNISEX TEE / RING-SPUN COTTON
“Do Not Power On” Tee

Filter caps from 1968 do not owe you anything. Respect them.

$26.00 View →
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UNISEX TEE / RING-SPUN COTTON
“Sell As-Is” Tee

The two words that have saved more garages than any tool on the wall.

$26.00 View →
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PULLOVER HOODIE / HEAVY FLEECE
Bench Hoodie

For the garage in February, when the good stuff always turns up.

$54.00 View →
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CUFFED BEANIE / KNIT
Cold Garage Beanie

Because the unheated bay is where the interesting units live.

$26.00 View →
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CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT / MIDWEIGHT
Data Plate Crewneck

Model, serial, year. The three numbers that end most arguments.

$48.00 View →
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GICLEE PRINT / MATTE 200 GSM
Repair vs. Replace Poster

The decision chart from the reports, printed big enough to argue with.

$24.00 View →
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FIVE STICKERS / WEATHERPROOF
Safety Note Sticker Pack

Five stickers for the five things in your shop that bite.

$9.00 View →
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PRINTED ALUMINUM SIGN
Service Dept. Metal Sign

Hangs over the bench and quietly raises the standard of the room.

$38.00 View →
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CERAMIC MUG / DISHWASHER SAFE
Sold Comps Mug

Asking prices go in the sink. Sold prices go in the mug.

$18.00 View →
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SIX-PANEL CAP / EMBROIDERED
Verdict Cap

Structured, flat brim, one small mark. Nothing shouting.

$28.00 View →